Thursday, May 17, 2012

When Gringos Talk Ticos Listen

Saturday was such a fun, but random day.  It started off like any other Saturday; me sleeping until my mother began her broom banging (aka sweeping) against my wall,  and then lounging around after breakfast.  A few weeks ago I translated a letter requesting prize donations for the church festivals to English for my mother so that it could be delivered to this mysterious Gringo who lives in my town.  While I was getting ready to run errands my sister told me that Lourdes, the cook from my school wanted me to accompany her to deliver the letter.

Lourdes, her daughter Lourdes, and I began our journey around 4pm.  We walked up a long hill when she suddenly remembered that he has a huge dog and we would need someone to accompany us so we didn’t get attacked.  It began to sound more like a suicide mission, but curiosity made me continue, which as we all know didn’t work out so well for the cat, but nonetheless I continued.  We stopped at one of my students Yerlin’s home to see if her father who is good friends with the man was there to take us up, but since he wasn’t, we settled for my sixth grade student Manfred, who has been to the house as well.

Manfred led the way, and we followed a lot further behind.  As he motioned for us to come closer because the dog was chained up, we walked up to see the giant Doberman.  I now understand why he doesn’t receive too many visitors.  Chained up or not, that dog is definitely a deterrent.  Just as we reached the house, “the Gringo,” also known as John opened his door to meet us.  He seemed excited to have us.  We introduced ourselves and my student Lourdes presented herself in English using the vocabulary we had practiced; I was so proud.  I introduced Lourdes senior and told him who she was and her role in the church and she presented him with the letter.  Lourdes, the cook, told me to tell the Gringo who I am and what I am doing here in Costa Rica.  She fed me my lines like I was her child; “Tell him you’re from New York,” “Tell him you’re a teacher,” Tell him you are going to be living here until December.”  As John and I spoke everyone just stared.  I don’t know if they were staring because they were trying to decipher the words or if they were just in awe of hearing people speak English.  A few minutes later we were invited inside.

 His house was modest in U.S. comparison, but to San Ramon standards, it was like he lived in a palace.  As soon as we entered, he gave us a tour.  He had a washer and a dryer; you don’t understand the magnitude of actually seeing a dryer, (everyone line dries their clothes, so to actually have a dryer is a huge deal), he had a living room equipped with satellite TV and a gramophone, a kitchen that was to die for, two bedrooms one with a California king and the other with a queen sized bed, and a bathroom with a sliding shower door.  He was very polite and offered us juice and mixed nuts.  We sat down and conversed in Spanglish.  His Spanish was very minimal so it helped that he was so animated.  Whenever he didn’t know how to say something he simply acted it out.  Every so often he and I would exchange a few words in English and as soon as I felt eyes staring at me I remembered that the others had no idea what was going on, and would switch back to Spanish.  This went on for about an hour and then he gave Lourdes a donation and we stood outside and talked some more. 

While we were standing there, Yerlin’s dad came walking up.  He also speaks English.  His English is not perfect, but it was a lot better than John’s Spanish.  It amazes me how there are all these people in my town who speak English and I had no idea.   He is a cab driver and offered me a ride to my other student’s Bingo fundraiser up the hill.  We also invited John.  I think he was a little hesitant, but we convinced him.  It was about time he met the community.  He has lived there for four years and didn’t really know anyone.  I decided that I would just walk since, I really needed the exercise; still not kidding about those fat pants, please send them down stat.  I stopped at home first to change.  He ended up picking me up anyway which was funny because from my house it wasn’t really even a block away. 

When we arrived we greeted everyone and John and I talked outside.  Sometimes when I am with other WorldTeachers and we speak in English, I forget that we are speaking a foreign language that is until I notice everyone is staring at us.  That night was no different.   All eyes were definitely on us.  It is so true that, when Gringos talk Ticos listen.  It always makes me laugh, at first it used to drive me crazy, but now I just get used to it, I just pretend I am a celebrity and am saying something really important.  We played Bingo for a while and the Gringos both ended up winning, still not sure how the Ticos felt about that, but I ended up using up my earning in games and food.  It was a great night.